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Grueslayer
| Pignerol Diner
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Score: 5
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Moves: 11
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> Surrender
You throw down your revolver and give in to the Sheriff. As you begin to walk out of the diner, you remember he did tell you to put your hands on your head.
> Place hands on head
Too late. "It's him!!! OPEN FIRE!!!" screams Sheriff Wells. A few seconds later, over 500 bullets have passed through your ventilated corpse.
> WTF did they all fire at once?
Apparently, you would too, if you've never before had the chance to shoot at a crook in your life, much less the Grueslayer. They're trigger-happy around here, with nothing to do except sit around in the police station or the diner all day.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have royally screwed up ***
Would you like to sail back to Virginia from England, send a letter to Parliament regarding your death, or quit unlike a gentleman? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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