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Grueslayer
| In a general store in a little village with a big name
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Score: -BRAINS!x12
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Moves: 3infinity
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> talk to clerk
What are you going to say?
> GRNYAA! Hello.
The clerk says "GRNYAA! Likewise. May I interest you in some of our DELISHIOUSSSS HUMAN BRAHHNZ?! GRNYAAAAA!".
> suure...GRAAGH
Suddenly, you feel a change inside of you. You...feel really like a zombie now.
> Grnyaa?
Oh shit! All the zombie cliches surrounding you have made you into a PERMANENT ZOMBIE! You can only speak Zombish now!
> GRAWWWWHBLE GRAAGH GRNYAA! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Indeed.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died TWICE ***
Would you like to restart zombie mode, restart completely, restore a saved game, or quit this session of Grueslayer? (type REZOMBIE, REHUMAN, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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