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Grueslayer
| Fucking goth Hot Topic shopping motherfucking loser
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Score: 0
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Moves: 0
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> examine goth clothing and accessories
You die.
> But it's not emo! It's GOTH!
Well, alright. You die less painfully, AKA, instantly.
> But i'm a ZOMBIE! Zombies don't die from goth stuff!
-sigh- You're right. The goth stuff IS a bit less painful than the emo stuff. And by that I mean goth stuff is like Wonka candy compared to the cyanide-liquid C4-rubbing alcohol compound that emo stuff is.
Too bad the goth stuff was really emo stuff in disguise.
> Aw!
That's what you get when you play red herring storylines. HINT. HINT.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died TWICE ***
Would you like to restart zombie mode, restart completely, restore a saved game, or quit this session of Grueslayer? (type REZOMBIE, REHUMAN, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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