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Grueslayer
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Score: 45
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Moves: 7
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> Could I please borrow your car? I want to race.
Sannsinelli: No.
> Aww...
Sannsinelli: However, you can borrow Yoo Chi See's car. That one hasn't been used in years.
You jump into the racecar. It's a damaged 1986 Audi Quattro.
> How damaged is it?
Well, the headlights are cracked, the front end is dented with a HUGE gap on the right side, the windshield is broken, the paint is chipped, the body frame is torn off revealing the insides(and it's all coated with dust and mud), and the car was slow to begin with.
> Oh dear. Can I choose another car?
No.
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