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Grueslayer
| Racetrack
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Score: 45
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Moves: 8
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> enter race
You drive out onto a track as a race is about to start. From left to right are the following racers:
- Grue (Escort RS Cosworth)
- Gruesome (tiny WRC Mini Cooper S)
- Case McGrue (Toyota 1980s pick-up truck)
- Get A Grue (Peugeot 106)
- Grueslayer (1986 Audi Quattro) (You)
- John Grueington (robin's egg blue Enzo Ferrari)
- Morgoth (red Formula One car)
- Flim Flam Faminaze (Ford Focus RS World Rally Car 06)
- Grueologist (Windowless Van)
You look at Flim Flam Faminaze's racecar and notice that it's painted like a horse, and has ominous looking bat wings sticking out of it.
> Hey, wait a second! I know who th-
Your words are cut short by a loud rumbling approaching from behind.
> turn around
You see the last racer pulling in. Thomas Fairweather Mayflower drives in to the ninth slot. He is in a huge armored tank.
- Thomas Fairweather Mayflower (Armored Tank)
The other racers pull out various weapons. You may have some too. It's sort of risky though. The race may start and the others might take off without you.
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