User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/sidequest1/gather

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
 Bau deine Armee Score: 20 Moves: 23


> Get really drunk and yell about your crazy ideas!


You get really drunk and stand up on a table and slip into speaking german. "Dies ist deine Mutter. Sie stellen diese in einen Übersetzer und bekommen das, weil ich gelogen. Obwohl es sich um Propaganda ist es nicht, was Sie erwartet..."

Seeing that you are a foreigner the bobbies instantly arrest you.


> Write a book in jail


You write "Ich bin eine dumme Schwuchtel" from your jail cell, its an instant hit among skinheads... They band around you and break you out of jail.


> Call a mass meeting!!!


You call a mass meeting. Skinheads attend and an old lady. You step up on stage...