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Grueslayer
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> Shoot implementors
Bad idea. You shoot at the implementors, missing EVERY shot.
Emmzee, Conniving, Uncyclopedian, Jedravent, Pongo, Naughty Budgie, and Jordan L. fucking kill you with LASERS instead of projectile weapons with the exception of Trar, who shoots you in the face with a SPAS12 shotgun, and then runs you over in a Mitsubishi Evo IX, because he's the a Creator. Then Emmzee STABS YOU IN THE HAND, Blue Yonder rips out your small intestine with surgical precision, Conniving crams his entire bag of Exploding Dice down your throat, Jedravent punches you in the jaw, breaking it into 0 pieces, Gruekicker carves a symbol on your face using a knife coated with deadly diseases, Uncyclopedian follows with sending in Sir Uncyclopedia, and then they throw your body into not the Grue Pit, but the Wikipedia Monster pit. You explode into 0 pieces from the ingested dice, which are each eaten by various varieties of different Grues. The Grues are eaten by the Wikipedia Monster shortly afterward. Later, Naughty Budgie comes and eats the ground in the pit because he was desperately hungry. Pongo sends a giant grue to eat the Wikipedia Monster with the grues that ate your remains inside. Finally, Jordan L. uses his Implementor Powers to painfully edit the remains-of-you-within-a-variety-of-grues-within-a-Wikipedia-Monster-within-a-giant-grue out of existence. Twice.
- *** Good night, Grueslayer ***
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