User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/screaming/east/ronaldsshoot/trip

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 Chapter 2! Score: 300 Moves: 22


> Trip Ronalds


As Officer Ronalds charges at you, you trip him. He falls down and is skewered on his blade. You grab his sword and his bullet. You now have a scalpel, a pistol and three bullets, a steak, and a sword.


> Search Ronalds' Body


Ooh, look, $25 and a letter.


> Read letter


The letter reads:


Dear Mr. Ronalds,

Enclosed is 100 dollars, payment for getting rid of the person known only as... the Grueslayer. Get rid of that Grueslayer, or you will pay dearly. Arrest anyone. Kill the deputy. Just don't let the Grueslayer survive. If you don't kill the Grueslayer, me and the mob will kill you.

-- Signed, Ur-Grue


Ooh, you better watch out, that letter sounds threatening!


> Obviously. Inventory, please.


You have Ronalds' letter, $25, a scalpel, a pistol and three bullets, a steak, and a sword.


> Talk to deputy


"Thank you for saving me." the Deputy says.

"No problem. What's with the mirror in the air ducts?" you reply.

"A one-way mirror, so someone like you could see what is going on underneath."

"You put it in the wrong way around."

"Oh, sorry. Now let's get out of here before there's more trouble."

"One quick thing: Why did I find my items in the room you were locked in?"

"Ronalds destroyed the confiscated item cache."

Suddenly, you hear sirens. An officer yells out, "This is the police! Come out with your hands up; you killed Ronalds! You two are wanted in 51 states!"


> Crap.


I guess they weren't the only cops in Grueland...


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Chapter 2: Wanted


Congratulations! You've lived long enough to see Chapter 2! Guess what you win!


> A job as an Implementor?


No, but close.


> What is it?


A link!


> Cool. What's it link to?


You'll just have to find out yourself.


In the meantime, what do you do?