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Grueslayer
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Score: Whatever
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Moves: Die!
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> Get superweapon
In a fit of magicalness, you cast the spell "Gefluxo". You hear a pop and in your hands is a complicated-looking ballistic electric heavy dart gun, covered in pointless buttons.
> Use superweapon
You point your weapon at your target, and pull what looks most like a trigger (it has so many elaborate levers, you're not entirely sure which one fires it). You realise very quickly and painfully that your weapon was pointing in the wrong direction. It is recommended that you really try getting to grips with modern technology.
- *** You've had a power failure ***
Would you like to power back on, turn on the emergency generator, or give up? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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