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> I ARE INASENT
However, Mr. Ant says, "OBJECTION! Your Honor, he CLEARLY stepped on and killed some of my fellow frien--I mean workers, and he almost killed me!"
> Bullshit! They were trying to crawl up my pants!
Mr. Ant objects again, with "OBJECTION!!!! We were not touching him! HE tried to stomp on US, while WE were outside, minding our own business!"
The ant judge says, "ORDER IN THE COURT!!!!!111111111", again.
> Hey, I just noticed something...where the hell is my lawyer?!
"Grueslayer, the ant judicial system doesn't HAVE lawyers. Yeah, yeah, I know, we're "barbaric" for not having lawyers, but it's proven to actually INCREASE the efficiency of the law!"
The ant judge continues, "Anyway Grueslayer, all the evidence points to you! And, for this horrendous crime, we will sentence you to be placed in the movie 'The Ant Bully', AS THE MAIN CHARACTER!!!"
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! THAT WAS A HORRIBLE MOVIE! NO! NONONONO! PLEASE, OH GOOOD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The ants strap you into the Entertainment Transporter(don't ask), switch it to "Movie", insert the The Ant Bully DVD into the disc slot, and press the button, all while you're screaming about how this isn't fair, and this is an injustice.
You end up getting sucked through an interdimensional portal, as your life flashes before your eyes. Once you reach the movie itself, you know what happens...
Hey, if it's any consolation, the ants all died when the Soviets dropped a bomb on Seattle. You, however, are left to the mercy of the movie, which is far worse.
- *** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***
Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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