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Grueslayer
| The Ant Castle
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Score: 88
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Moves: ?
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> smush ants
You walk over to the ants to smush them into the ground. You manage to smash about 88 of them into oblivion before they realize what's going on, gather by the thousands from their underground home, and lift you off your feet and carry you under.
> look
You wake up with a reeling headache, wondering what happened. You're held in a cage in a dark underground tunnel. You see ants scurry down the outside hallways, and they look larger than ever. Or maybe you're smaller? Whatever.
It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue. Dem Grues know how to find n00bs, you know.
> i'm not a n00b! i'm Grueslayer!
Hahahaha! Yeah, that explains how you got your kister kicked by ants.
> I wasn't ready, all right?
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