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Grueslayer
The Ant Castle
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Score: -
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Moves: ?
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> talk to guard
You talk to the ant guard, who grimaces at you.
> Why am I in jail?
The guard replies: "For unspeakable crimes against our people."
> what crimes?
The Guard replies: "WHAT CRIMES? You n00b, you tried to crush us into ant paste! I'd hold my tongue if I were you, insect."
> did this guy just call me an insect?
The guard points a spear into your cage. "Keep it up, and we shall feed you to the Grue. Your trial is about to start."
You better tear out of here.
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