User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/save2/ants/guard

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 The Ant Castle Score: - Moves: ?


> talk to guard


You talk to the ant guard, who grimaces at you.


> Why am I in jail?


The guard replies: "For unspeakable crimes against our people."


> what crimes?


The Guard replies: "WHAT CRIMES? You n00b, you tried to crush us into ant paste! I'd hold my tongue if I were you, insect."


> did this guy just call me an insect?


The guard points a spear into your cage. "Keep it up, and we shall feed you to the Grue. Your trial is about to start."

You better tear out of here.