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Grueslayer
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You go left and are immediately eaten by a giant Divine Grue.
> Shit
You shit yourself. You are still inside the grue.
> That's not what I meant!
Too bad. You are inside a grue and your pants are soiled.
> Cut my way out!
Cut your way out of what?
> Grue
I do not understand the command 'grue'.
> CUT MY WAY OUT OF THE FUCKING GRUE!!!
Oh, okay. You begin to try to cut your way out when you are eaten by a ninja grue. You couldn't see it before because it was invisible.
> Shit!!!
You shit yourself again.
> Shut up
You close your mouth.
> Ugh...
What do you do?
>look
It is very dark. You have already been eaten by a Grue.
>Cast Frotz
You cast Frotz.
>look
You are inside of a Grue. There is a computer.
What do you want to do now? You can:
-Play Grueslayer
-Play Zork
-Play Zork 2
-Play Zork 3
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