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Grueslayer
| Hot Dog Stand
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Score: 35
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Moves: 26
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> Get hot dog
You could've sworn there wasn't a hot dog stand here before, but you decide you are hungry. You wander over to the hot dog stand, and discover all the hot dogs are free.
"Ah", says the hot dog seller (or giver-awayer). "At last, a customer!"
He hands you a hot dog. It appears to be glowing slightly.
> Eat hot dog
You engulf the hot dog, and are immediately whisked upwards. You see clouds of gases forming and dispelling, and eventually find yourself walking through a never-ending forest of shadows. You stop and encounter an information kiosk. The spirit manning it speaks in a mysterious shadowy toungue, but it appears to be pointing towards a swirling dark portal nearby.
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