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Grueslayer
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Score: -100
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Moves: -100
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> Fight him with my trusty shotgun.
Good choice. I mean, Grues can't be killed with guns and you're a total idiot for thinking that using your shotgun would lead to anything but a creative death, but still, good choice.
You whip out Beverly. Clumsily. So clumsily, she accidently goes off, blowing a massive hole in the plane wall. Which you are promptly sucked out of, plummeting several thousand feet to a splattery death.
> ...uh huh. And I suppose it's totally plausible that I wasn't sucked out of the plane door first?
Sure is.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
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