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Grueslayer
| Aeroplane
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Score: 210
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Moves: 95
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> Stand up and prepare to fight the Were-Grue.
You get up from your seat and do your best to look tough. Which is somewhat difficult, considering you can barely breathe with the cabin de-pressurising and the plane is plummeting so steeply you can barely keep on your feet.
> So what does that make this Were-Grue? A martyr? There are martyr Grues now?
Guess so.
The Were-Grue, in the process of eating another passanger, looks up at you, bits of tendon still stuck in his teeth. He recognises you.
"Ha, Grueslayer!" he says in a really stupid British Accent, "looking to defeat the great U-Gene, are you? Your efforts are pitiful! You cannot comprehend his greatness!"
> "Yawn. Another expendable fanatic. Is that the new in-thing now?"
"Do not mock me! I have an UNCONVINCING POMMY ACCENT!" screams the Were-Grue.
He's pissed. Seconds to act.
> I will rape something if you use that phrase again.
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