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Grueslayer
| The Church of Stuart the Majestic Sea Cow
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Score: Holy
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Moves: Majesticness
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> Make a religeon
...Why?
> Silence non-beleiver! All shall bow before the prophet of the Church of the Majestic Sea Cow!
You've honestly lost it. What goes on inside that tiny box that is your skull?
> Religion stuff. You wouldn't understand.
Wouldn't understand that other religions won't tolerate this kind of stupidity?
> Wait what?
What's this? Jack Saunders of the Church of the FSM?
> The who to the what no-
Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Anyway, Mr. Saunders here isn't very impressed with your shenanigans.
> BUT! SEA COW'S! AND THE GREAT STUART! YOU MUSTN'T ANGER THE GREAT STUART M!
He dosn't exist. Anyway, Jack here beats you to a bloody pulp.
> Just you wait! One day, you're gonna be walking and BAM! Stuart all up in your grill!
You're supposed to be dead. And we'll see about this Stuart fellow. Then again, I could just leave you here and call you skitzophrenic. Yeah, I'll do that.
- *** You have two lives left ***
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