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> Stay still
You stay completely still as the object, which is actually Sannsinelli, plummets towards you. She gets closer until...she hits a tree...leaving you perfectly unharmed.
> I didn't die?
Unfortunately no, so I still have to bear with you until you finish this, or die. I'm hoping for the latter.
Annnnnyway, Sannsinelli falls to the ground. You should go have a look. She looks pretty bad.
> Sannsinelli, what happened?
Sannsinelli: Yoo Chi See's car...too old..couldn't handle the heat of the engine...it blew up...Richards is dead...
> Whats happening now?
Sannsinelli: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?! I JUST GOT BLOWN ALL THE WAY FROM TOWN!
You sure have a way with women.
> Hey shut up!
Sannsinelli: All I know...Greedy...opposing mayor...now in charge...
> And?...Hello?
She's dead, retard.
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-wait I didn't even know her. And also, if the stupid bitch gave me her car she wouldn't be dead.
Your a prick, you know that right?
> Loot...Hehe, looting dead bodies is fun. Oh right, what did you say?
I said your a pr-
> Oh and also since she wasn't very destructive, you owe me $50
...Whether we make it through this or not, you're going to hell.
> Shut up you. Inventory.
Fine. You have an Orange Kitten, a sword, $50, some pot, a wrench and...why did you steal tampons?
> Hehe...whoopsie. I'll just drop these here.
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