User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/game/ch3/Martinshotel

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 Martins Hotel Score: 55 Moves: 60


> Go to Martins Hotel


The Martins Hotel is, to put it with intelligence and subtlety, so very fucking incredibly great. The lobby you enter is luxuriously carpeted, lushly furnished, and filled with people wearing those fancy suits and stuff-that's both the staff and the guests, you know. Of course, you look pretty out of place what with your shotgun and combat gear, and you do induce a few glances, stares and screams of terror, as well as one staff member inching nervously towards the security button, but you're sure you're not all that conspicuous.

Moving toward the reception desk, you put your gun on the desk and smile at the receptionist (of course, she can't see because of your gas mask). Ignoring her shriek of horror, you take out your credit card and hand it to her, saying you'd like to book a room.

"Yes...yes...of course, sir...um...name?"

You're about to say 'Grueslayer' when you realize you should probably use an alias. No particular reason, it just helps you maintain your illusion of being cool or something. You see the letters 'SAB' on the receptionist's pen, and, for no good reason at all, decide to use those as the initials for your alias.