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 Martins Hotel Score: 60 Moves: 61


> Give name as Sydney Aubrey Baker


Good choice. Since that's a unisex name, it's in keeping with your status as a gender-neutral AFGNCAAP.

The receptionist enters your name and hands you the key to room 223, and is about to call over a porter until she realises your luggage consists entirely of that shotgun.

Anyway, your trip up to your room is uneventful except for the shotgun going off in the elevator and painting the walls with a young boy's blood. You see no sign of the mysterious kidnappers, and reaching your room, begin jumping about like a kid on a sugar high; the room is beautifully decorated, and contains a four-poser bed, a plasma TV, a mini-bar, and a jacuzzi in the bathroom.

You glance at your watch; still two and a half hours 'til you're due to meet the kidnappers. Looks like you've got some time to kill. You can:

Or you can go downstairs and: