User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/england/sharpknife

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 knives are fun to use on nipples Score: 18 Moves: 22


> Wield the knife, good fellow!


That you do!


""""BEGIN SIDEQUEST""""


Congratulations, I guess! You've done some stuff that allows you to embark upon a GRUESLAYER SIDEQUEST!!


> I say, WTF?


This sidequest is simple: The aim of which is to RULE BRITANNIA!


> Is the general gist of your gist, that I get to own Britain?


You do what you want with it, when you want with it. IF... you take it by force.


> So I have to invade Britain?


Well I never said it was going to be easy. I just said simple, which was also a lie.

There are many ways to mount your attack of war. Here are some: