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Grueslayer
| A dark, gloomy, melodramatic, ZOMBIE field
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Score: -2xBRAINS!
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Moves: grnyaa...-1
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> Enter door on the left, BRAINS
You shamble into the door, and stumble into a gloomy field, grnyaa. The air is tinted red.
> Look with rotting eyeballs
There is a broken road named "ZOMBIEGrue Highway" (don't worry, it's just a name), a sign saying "Welcome To ZOMBIEGrueland! Population: 3,692 People, 22,849,000,000,000,000 GruesZOMBIES", and a broken, motorized bicycle next to it. The motorcycle's keys are in the ignition. Other than that, there is miles and miles of open field to shamble around and yell "BRAINS" in, and it's almost sundown. Oh, and there are pistol parts on the ground. You also see a brown catheter and a rotten steak.
> Spit on brown catheter and rotten steak
You spit on them. Your zombie spit, combined with the poop from the catheter and the various dirty, disgusting stuff on(and in) the rotting steak combine to make a sentient being: a Zombie Grue. It eats you.
> Um, what the fuck? How could that even happe-
It's complicated sciency stuff that you wouldn't understand, so you're gonna have to believe it.
> I have the feeling that you don't know jack about science at all, and the GS DEV TEAM are too lazy to come up with more pages to this option.
Um, you DO know that you just insulted the GS DEV TEAM, and the zombie subplot is just a red herring, right? Besides, maybe the GS DEV TEAM didn't WANT to create more pag-
> Look, I get the point. Can you just put in the death template now?
With pleasure, because you just interrupted me.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died TWICE ***
Would you like to restart zombie mode, restart completely, restore a saved game, or quit this session of Grueslayer? (type REZOMBIE, REHUMAN, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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