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Grueslayer
| Las Vegas
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Score: 0
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Moves: 111
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> Drive Bus
You furiously turn the key again. The bus roars to life, accompanied by strange whines like a cat being strangled.
> Back Bus out of street
You try, but the bus smashes into the building behind it. The rear end is now crumpled.
> Ease Bus forward
The accelerator pedal falls off as you attempt to do so. It lands on your foot. A hairy spider crawls out of the space and bites your other foot.
> Kill Spider
You crush the spider, but lose 4 HP thanks to the Spider bite.
> Drive
The bus shoots forward, crashing into the bus station. The engine can no longer take this any more. It begins to smoke, and before you know it, the bus is on fire.
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