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Grueslayer
| Las Vegas
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Score: 0
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Moves: 0
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> Escape by Door
You try to escape towards the door, but find your pathway blocked by flames.
> Run through flames
Okey-Dokie. You run through the flames, and reach the door.
> YES! I am invincible!
You reach the door with burns on 80 percent of your body.
> Open Door
Did I mention your clothes have now melted into your...
> JUST OPEN THE STUPID DOOR!
You try and open the door with your hand, but it has now burned off.
> Use other hand
A Flame Grue, attracted by the blaze, has eaten your other hand. Followed by your head.
- *** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***
Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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