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Grueslayer
| Southdown Lake Resort
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Score: negative
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Moves: negative
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> Climb over the wall
Carefully slipping out of sight of the gate, you walk over to a section of wall and start your bizarre endeavor to climb it. Your dull brain soon realizes it's too smooth, but you manage to chip footholds in it with Ronalds' sword.
Once you've fully vandalized the wall, you clamber slowly, clumsily, and loudly up it, failing several times and drawing considerable attention from people who only don't call the police because they can't believe anyone this clown-like would honestly be serious about robbing the place.
Eventually, you reach the top of the wall. Of course, the minute you put your leg over it, you fall down the other side. Right through the glass ceiling of one of the many posh houses, landing right on top of a family's breakfast table while they're all sitting at it.
Most unfortunately for you, the father of this family has been severely psychologically unstable ever since his wife was raped during a break-in. The death he inflicts on you is slow, humiliating, and involves the spatula.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
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