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Grueslayer
| Southside Lake Resort
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Score: fail
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Moves: fail
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> Loot guard.
You clamber into the booth, lean over the bloodied corpse of the guard, rape the bloody stump of his neck...
> ...wait, what?! No I don't!
Too noble an act for you, eh, pansy?! I determine what you do, little bitch!
> ...uh...actually, that's not quite how it...
As I was saying, you rape the bloody stump of the guard's neck for ten minutes, then start fishing about in his pockets for loot or random objects to satisfy your various fetishes.
> ...god, I hate you.
Unfortunatley, being the clumsy and perverted oaf you are, you set off the guard's gun, and it blasts off your privets. You lie there and take half an hour to bleed to death, but it's okay, because blood turns you on.
> ...i'm an AFGNCAAP, so I don't even have a-
SHUT UP!!1
- *** You have two lives left ***
Would you like to continue, insert more coins, or let another arcadegoer take your place? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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