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Grueslayer
| Southdown Lake Resort
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Score: 245
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Moves: 105
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> "I'm from the People Opposed to Richfulness. We've decided Gilligan is too rich and they've sent me to kill him."
"Oh, cool, go on in." says the guard; he presses a button and the gate to the resort starts to swing open. "Normally I've got nothing against rich people, but when a guy has an entire buget set aside for hiring professional ass-wipers, you gotta figure there's a limit that's been breached. Well, have fun." He sits back and starts reading a magazine. I am loathe to admit it, but I'm impressed.
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