User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch4/vegas/resort/gate/ask/chief

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 Dumbass Score: Too low Moves: Square one


> "I'm doing top-secret police work for the Grueland Chief of Police and his cliche mustache. Let me by."


Guard: "IT'S HIM! OPEN FIRE!"


> JUST KIDDING!!


Oops. Too late, you idiot.

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*** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***


Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):