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Grueslayer
| Gilligan's apartment building
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Score: -100
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Moves: -100
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> Use the scroll of Summon Grue.
Mmmkay. You take the scroll out from your pocket, unravel it and read the incantation. Nothing happens. Fuck, you read it wrong. Mmmkay, maybe that Q is really a G...no, that's not right...ah man, is that a silent P? What language is this, anyway? Maybe if you switch the...
Of course, in all this time, the clerk has called the police, who arrest you on charges of possession of an illegal magical artifact, which carries the penalty of being brought back to the station and ass-raped to death with a truncheon.
> Seriously?
Well, not usually, but these police officers decide it should be. They don't like Grue magic around here.
- *** Due to an interruption in your body's delicate parts and/or chemistry, your brain has ceased to function in a manner which is appropriate to keep you in some state of consciousness ***
Would you like to reincarnate, a phenomenon which is actually scientifically impossible, but can be done within this game; browse a variety of pre-made save-files; or cease to participate in this particular session of Grueslayer, and return to the menu screen from which you can choose another option related to Grueslayer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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