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Grueslayer
| Gilligan's apartment building
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Score: -100
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Moves: -100
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> Use the scroll of Summon Grue.
Mmmkay. You take the scroll out from your pocket, unravel it and read the incantation. Nothing happens. Fuck, you read it wrong. Mmmkay, maybe that Q is really a G...no, that's not right...ah man, is that a silent P? What language is this, anyway? Maybe if you switch the...
Of course, in all this time, the clerk has called the police, who arrest you on charges of possession of an illegal magical artifact, which carries the penalty of being brought back to the station and ass-raped to death with a truncheon.
> Seriously?
Well, not usually, but these police officers decide it should be. They don't like Grue magic around here.
- *** All your base are belong to us ***
Would you like to fight back, move zig, or admit defeat? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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