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Grueslayer
Grueslayer of Earth, Rise
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Score: Flesh
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Moves: Rise
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> Jump in the Lake
Moments later, you are revived by an army of Black Lantern power rings, who say, 'Grueslayer of Earth. Rise.'
You now have a Black Lantern energy ring!
> Cool
Unfortunately, Black Lantern energy rings do not work on Grues.
> Not Cool
Anyway, your ass is pwned by Green Lantern, a White Lantern, and all that DC Comics marketing shit. You are then eaten by the grue. What's left of you, that is.
- *** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***
Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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