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Grueslayer
| Martins Hotel lounge
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Score: 155
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Moves: 86
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> Press the right button.
Pressing the right button, you grit your teeth and wait for something horrible to happen. But to your surprise, all that happens is a slight grating sound that starts to echo around the room. Sitting up, you look around and...
My, my, this is a stroke of luck: turns out that button was the one that operated the (automated) blinds on every window in this room. And now they're all sliding open. Onto a room full of Grues.
> Ah, NICE!
Bryce flings his hands up! "NOO-OO-OOO-OO!" he howls in despair as he watches the sunlight fall over his summoned Grues. The Grues themselves look up in horror, and dashing for dark corners attempt to burrow into the wall.
> Do they?
Apparently not, because as the sunlight streaks in, every one of them is singed to death.
Bryce flings his head back and lets out a girly scream. "Damn you, Grueslayer!" he howls. "I'll make sure you die slowly!" He points a ringed finger at you and shouts to the Bensonists flanking him "Group Electric Death Attack!"
The robed Bensonists all start to emulate the effeminate hand-waving you saw Bryce do earlier. A distinct crackling sound fills the room, and you start to see small sparks form around their hands.
> This is bad, isn't it?
Mate, if they all launch Electric Death at the same time, it's gonna be like the apocalypse in here.
> I wanna go home!
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