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Grueslayer
Martins Hotel lounge
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Score: negative
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Moves: negative
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> Protect myself with the Shield of Benson's Betterness scroll
Good choice; Benson's definitely better than electricity. Anyway, where'd you put that scroll?...not that pocket...not that pocket...ah, here it is. Let's just get it out...good...okay, now to...oh, it's upside down...now, how'd you work this thing...?...is that where it starts...?
> HURRY UP!!
You really should have said that earlier. The Bensonists fried you with mass lighting seconds ago. Get your act together next time.
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Grueslayer? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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