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Grueslayer
| Martins Hotel lounge
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Score: negative
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Moves: negative
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> Protect myself with the Shield of Benson's Betterness scroll
Good choice; Benson's definitely better than electricity. Anyway, where'd you put that scroll?...not that pocket...not that pocket...ah, here it is. Let's just get it out...good...okay, now to...oh, it's upside down...now, how'd you work this thing...?...is that where it starts...?
> HURRY UP!!
You really should have said that earlier. The Bensonists fried you with mass lighting seconds ago. Get your act together next time.
- *** You've had a power failure ***
Would you like to power back on, turn on the emergency generator, or give up? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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