User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/PvP/Trar/throwbeaver

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 PvP: Trar Score: OVER -9000!!!!



> Throw the dead beaver at Trar


You throw the dead beaver at his legs, making him crippled. How this is possible, I have no clue.


> Chuck the lemon at Trar


The lemon connects with a sickening crunch on his face. He is now blind, due to the acidity of lemon juice (and the fact that that was a really leaky melon) and drops his SPAS-12 shotgun.


> Pick up SPAS-12 shotgun


You pick it up. Trar is still blind.


> Fire shotgun


You...miss.


> WTF?!


Trar is now not blind.

Trar: "Nice going, hotshot. But it'll take more than that to kill me."


> I had you!


Trar: "You think it's that easy? Pfft, dream on."


> YOU SUCK!


Trar puts on a pair of n00b-resistant earplugs. What now?