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PvP: Trar
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Score: OVER -9000!!!!
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> Throw the dead beaver at Trar
You throw the dead beaver at his legs, making him crippled. How this is possible, I have no clue.
> Chuck the lemon at Trar
The lemon connects with a sickening crunch on his face. He is now blind, due to the acidity of lemon juice (and the fact that that was a really leaky melon) and drops his SPAS-12 shotgun.
> Pick up SPAS-12 shotgun
You pick it up. Trar is still blind.
> Fire shotgun
You...miss.
> WTF?!
Trar is now not blind.
Trar: "Nice going, hotshot. But it'll take more than that to kill me."
> I had you!
Trar: "You think it's that easy? Pfft, dream on."
> YOU SUCK!
Trar puts on a pair of n00b-resistant earplugs. What now?
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