User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/PvP/Trar/finish

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
 Dead Trar? Score: -TOO HIGH TO READ!!!!!



> Finish off Trar


You pick up the used lemon you threw at him earlier and squeeze some lemon juice onto his eyes, the juice dissolving them as he screams.

Trar: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

You reload your shotgun you got from Trar with 5 more bullets you find on the ground, spilled by Trar. As Trar winces in pain, you aim the shotgun at his head and shoot point-blank. The blast instantly kills him, and makes his head explode in a shower of gore and grey matter.



> WOOHOO!


Gsparty.PNG
*** You won this PvP battle! ***
BUT WAIT!


Trar's body suddenly rises up in the air, rising and rising until you can barely see it anymore. And then, it starts drawing in blue and green beans of energy from around it! Yellow balls of light are orbiting him extremely fast! The mass of energy continues to grow in size and ferocity until it covers the entire plain! After a few minutes, the energy dissipates, to reveal Trar's new form, a giant dragon behemoth! With red scales, giant wings, fearsome fangs, and a disposition for flame, he is practically invincible. No, wait, he is invincible. I forgot the scales, which cover his entire body, are made of Unobtainium, which cannot be penetrated by anything. His eyes are glazed over with it, his mouth is shielded by his fangs, and his underside has extra-strong scales.


> Holy shit.


Trar: "Mortal fool. Do you think I would be defeated so easily? Think again! Oh wait, you won't have time to! HAHAHAHA!"

He unleashes a huge burst of fire from his mouth, and it's headed straight for you!