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> Search for a grue
You find a grue in the cave.
> Eat grue
I'm afraid the food chain doesn't work like that. Grues eat humans. Humans do not eat grues. Well, not without some difficulty. Eating a live grue is especially hard. Especially since live grues have the amazing ability to eat humans before they have a chance to scream.
- *** The Grueslayer has been slain! ***
Would you like to automagically reanimate, go back in time to fix all of this, or quit altogether? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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