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 PvP Score: 100



> Launch nukes


A shield coming from a hammer on the ground covers your team. Nuclear warheads pepper the area. Your team members are the only ones who survive.

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*** You won this PvP battle! ***



But wait!



Your shield begins to fail.

oOoOoBZZZZZZAP!!!oOoOo

A missile is headed towards you!

The missile is headed your way! It seems this is the end for you!

Mysterious Voice: "I think not".


> That voice sounds familiar.


A strange figure leaps skyward, towards the ever-approaching missile. You can see they are in a strange black cape, armor reminiscent of the Shrouded Armor from Oblivion. This guy sports a slightly tall and thin body as well. Not skeleton thin, just tall thin.

This strange, black-caped warrior does a dramatic slow-motion leap upwards, sword outstretched and ready to strike!

Mysterious Voice: "Hyaaaaaaaaaah!"


> Is he nuts? He'll get blown up!


The mighty warrior does NOT slash into the missile! Rather, he kicks it away with a mighty swing of his right leg! The missile does a complete 180. At this point, the figure merely nicks into the side of the warhead with his blade.


The offending missile flies into the stratosphere, then the mesosphere, then



BLAM!



It explodes from the nick.


The figure in black lands suddenly and sheathes his blade, looking at you with angry eyes.

Mysterious Warrior: ". . . you."

The figure takes off, back to the waiting room.


> Wow! Who the hell was that?


Conniving enters.

Conniving: "Oh, that's just Reyalseurg. Real dick if you ask me. His loner tough guy front is chasing away all but the most serious of challengers. And bringing in some fangirls for himself. *grumble* In any case, congratulations on your victory.