User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/FourSword

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 Mount St. Helens Score: 3 Moves: 2



> Climb trail


You climb the trail, but the kid beats you there. He's a kid, he can do R+>+R somersaults.


> What is your name?


"I'm Link, and I need this conveniently-placed Four Sword to save Hyrule!"


> I need it to kill grues!


"HO! Ha! Ha-ha-hoooooo(dweet-deet-deet-deeeeeet)-SCHWA!" Link takes the Four Sword, attempts to spin attack you, and flies away with the Ocarina of Wind.


> Oh, SHIT!


He needed it more than you. Quit whining before you end up turning yourself into Luke Skywalker!


> Look


You are at the summit of Mount St. Helens, there is a big hole in the ground. Don't fall in. There is also a Smith's Sword on the ground. Link probably dropped it.


> YES! A sword!