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Grueslayer
Mount St. Helens
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Score: 3
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Moves: 2
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> Climb trail
You climb the trail, but the kid beats you there. He's a kid, he can do R+>+R somersaults.
> What is your name?
"I'm Link, and I need this conveniently-placed Four Sword to save Hyrule!"
> I need it to kill grues!
"HO! Ha! Ha-ha-hoooooo(dweet-deet-deet-deeeeeet)-SCHWA!" Link takes the Four Sword, attempts to spin attack you, and flies away with the Ocarina of Wind.
> Oh, SHIT!
He needed it more than you. Quit whining before you end up turning yourself into Luke Skywalker!
> Look
You are at the summit of Mount St. Helens, there is a big hole in the ground. Don't fall in. There is also a Smith's Sword on the ground. Link probably dropped it.
> YES! A sword!
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