User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/sun

Grueslayer

Mount St. Helens	Score: R.I.P.	Moves: R.I.P.
> Stare at the sun Now why would you do that? You stare at the sun, and destroy your rods and cones. You are now blind. > fumble around You trip... on a pebble. > fall You impale yourself... on a twig. > call for help! Sorry, it pierced through your heart. You die of blood loss. ... But wait! Suddenly, you wake up! You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!" Anyway, you're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real. Oh, and the Grue-ologist is missing, for some reason. Take the left door Take the middle door Take the right door Take the green door Pronounce "xyzzy"