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The Cosby and Hitler Show[edit | edit source]
The Cosby and Hitler show is a reality show that can be seen on ABC network tuesdays at eight. The episodes are
from five to ten minutes in length each.
The show revolves around Bill Cosby's and Adolf Hitler's life in an apartment together and their neighbor Satan.
Characters
Hitler- Strong hater of dirty bastard jews, enjoys classical opera and gay porn, this conflicts with Bill's strong family values. Son of Satan.
Bill Cosby- Collector of sweaters, preferably cordorouy. Has strong family values, and good intentions. Sadly, he cannot get a job since he is black.
Satan- Hitler's friend, father and drinking buddy, Satan and Hitler enjoy insulting black people and dirty rotten Jews.
Pilot Episode
Bill Cosby is thrown out of his apartment (seventh floor), and lands on a passing Jewwish Rabbi that Hitler was planning on putting in a prototype concentration camp. Hitler yells at Bill for stealing his kill, but later forgives him and laugh over it. Hitler decides to move in and share the rent. Fade to Black.
Episode One
Hitler is reunited with his long lost father Satan, they go out to a bar and laugh about old times such as Hitler's childhood and their shared hate of Jews. Hitler confesses that he has been having fantasies of women, Satan and his life partner Saddam Hussein have an intervention with Hitler about his new heterosexual outbreak and exorcize the straightness out of him. They then stay at the bar, but due to the stupid bastards at the copyright office they must leave the bar because the show "is starting to seem like Cheers".