User:Tooltroll/Cereal Monogamy

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Cereal Monogamy is the obsessive-compulsive disorder of maintaining a morning monodiet, viz. breakfast cereals.

Clinical Definition[edit | edit source]

Types of Cereal Monogamy[edit | edit source]

Trix is for kids, you silly rabbit![edit | edit source]

Kookoo for Cocoa puffs[edit | edit source]

Get Lucky's charms[edit | edit source]

Eat your Wheaties[edit | edit source]

Related Syndromes[edit | edit source]

Dicks are for chicks, you silly faggot![edit | edit source]

Hey, you kids! Get out of that Jell-o™ tree![edit | edit source]

Gotta have KD[edit | edit source]

Betcha can't have just one![edit | edit source]

Franken-Berry, Crunchberry, Roddenberry, and other cult leaders[edit | edit source]

Toucan Sam compromised[edit | edit source]

The kidnapping of Pop[edit | edit source]

The unsolved murder of Tony the Tiger[edit | edit source]

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