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Debating is an important part of life, whether it be political or personal. And it usually is personal. However, many people do not know how to debate properly, or simply lack the basic skills for debating. Now, public speaking skills can take many years to hone and perfect. However, I, Barack Obama am superhuman, so I can tell you all you need to know about debating, in this handy book! Note: Do not operate heavy machinery after reading this book. EVER.


A Smile Goes A Long Way[edit | edit source]

Whether it's at a round table discussion or at a brothel, a smile can go a very long way.

When out meeting constituents, it is important to keep a positive spin, I MEAN outlook, when answering their questions. Yes, you have to answer their questions. I know, how dare they doubt your ability at leadership, question your references, your speech and your ethnicity. I can think of a couple of answers to their questions, if you know what I mean.