User:Tilt

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KITTEN HUFFING RULES? OK[edit | edit source]

Twenty years time, Kitten Huffing will overtake alcoholism as the UKs biggest addiction!

People will go out on a friday night just to huff!


IAM YOUR FATHER[edit | edit source]

Any of you that have seen the doctors daughter doctor who episode, sadly DOCTOR WHO IS NOT DARTH VADER because he denied that he was daddy to the lovely daughter Jenny!

Never mind eh, Tennant when you split with her itll be back to Mrs Palmer and her 5 lovely daughters.


WIKIGATE SCANDAL[edit | edit source]

Breaking News: Bill Gates secretly loves Uncyclopedia, and wants Wikipedia destroyed" mwahahaha


And am i not allowed to mention my teacher once?[edit | edit source]

“NO!!! Not unless it's really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, funny.”

Mr N, do...you...like...the...music of...Showaddywaddy (insert Hugh Dennis imitating Jimmy Saville Here)--Tilt 20:14, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

“Actually I'm not meant to be editing this page... It's yours, and I should get out of here quick really! ... Not a huge fan of Showaddywaddy, but I do remember them...”

Doodle time![edit | edit source]

Mr N just for you, feel free to scribble on here. Constructive edits only pwease. --Tilt 20:24, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

Is this constructive enough? - MrN9000

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Keep up the good work, could you get me a picture of a kitten huffer--Tilt 20:31, 26 July 2008 (UTC)