User:This is a hot dog with three ends

"You" currently refers to you.

But "you" is so much more...

You

"You" is a very unreliable word, known for consistently back-stabbing the user and turning against everyone. When written, that is. Spoken, it refers to whoever might be listening to the pointless streams of noises coming out of your mouth, as you are a tourist from Belarus and don't speak the blessed and everywhere-working language of English. As soon as you write the tricky little word down, it turns its back on you and allies with the paper/screen/papyrus/rune stone, accusing YOU instead of... er... you, which is not you but someone who you, who is you, referred to by writing you, and then not meaning yourself, even if you, the you I'm talking to who you think of as me, wrote you.

The fact that "you" in letters refers to what we all think of as "me" or "I" has made a lot of people throughout the years confused. Hundreds have made the shocking discovery that they have written hate mails to themselves, while they thought they were writing to Toys 'R' Us. The word "you" would, according to a group of scientists lead by John Travolta, also explain all people suffering from schizophrenia. They are simply used to being adressed "you" while they are firmly aware that they are "me" or "I", which would mean that this "you"-character is a parallel personality that they had no idea of. There exists no such opposition between "I" and "me", which is explained by a today extinct phenomenon.

Before you

Only some hundred years ago people generally suffered from threefold schizophrenia, as they already then thought of themselves as "I" and "me", but were adressed with both "thou" and "thee". This might seem to make a quadrupled schizophrenia, but only to the ignorant. "I" and "me" consisted "Amy", since "Amy" is the manifestation of the female- and the Aussie side that exists in each and every one of us. It was also by now that religion was first connected to the matter, as "thee", "I" and "me" begat the entity of "the Amy". ("Thou" didn't make it into that threesome, and through self-satisfaction had the bastard son "doh", who has ever since co-starred The Simpsons in close cooperation with Homer Simpson.)

The Amy, this evidence of pantheism, should according to the orthodox Amysh-people (not related to the Amish-people, which is in fact a colony of people who in the eighteenth century found a Mimzy and travelled to our time) be properly acknowledged by having the holy cities of Mecca and Jerusalem moved to Australia and rebuilt there, to become places of worship of the Amy; the only entity that unites us all. As God in the mythology sent his only son, Jesus, to save mankind, Amy has also incarnated amongst us in order to enlighten our miserable lives, in the shape of Amy Rose in the Sonic the Hedgehog-games.

Back to you

As this short article already has spinned off into something entirely foreign, you might as well help me - the original author, who refers to the one who wrote this and not you, even though you usually think of yourself as me, while I'm not you but I ask you for help meaning your "me" - to expand this article and give it a decent end. Since this article is about you, it should be your duty. You know best who you are, don't you?