User:Thefonduchicken12

A decidedly cool individual who was born in the country of Uzbekistan. After years of being unfunny and telling bad jokes repeatedly he became very lonely and couldnt get a date, leading him to ammassing the largest collection of porn in the world. After the Uzbek muskrat exodus his fmaily fled to Canada where he became a pirate and is now so manly that he makes women want him and men want to be women so they can get with him.

This user is Canadian …and mildly smug about it! (List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

My Pages: User:Thefonduchicken12/Touch, User:Thefonduchicken12/Brangelina