User:The cysquatch
The Cysquatch is a large is the deranged love child of the Cyclops and the Sasquatch, which has the uncanny ability to listen to Bring Me The Horizon.
The Cysquatch constatly wonders why it (called it due to the fact it has no genitals,as it placed them in Grues mouth to try to impress a female gibbon) has no freinds, but does not realise that this is due to the fact it listens to Bring Me The Horizon. Scientists have tried to understand how he can listen to Bring Me The Horizon, and have come up with the theory that he has no ears (look at the picture and you will see why these underpayed spider monkeys have thought this up). The Cysquatch lives of a solid diet of kittens, though he cannot huff them, as he has no mouth, this is only for show. The Cysquatch spends most of its days sitting in a darkend room with a group of emos, contemplating the meaning of hair. Though the Cysquatch itself cannot kill a Grue, the level it plays Bring Me The Horizon turns it to pulsating mush, reminisent of George Bush.
The Cysquatch has been seen recently, playing polo with Hitler in the IHeartJews Club, testifying in Oscar Wilde's trial for budgerry and homosipmliararity alongside Stalin and Luigi. Also, due to contrary belief, the Cysquatch invented Velcro, and was not invented by John Velcro. John and the Cysquatch are bitter rivals
John velcro and the Cysquatch have been bitter rivals for several centuries, ever scince Velcro invented Fire. Shortly after this, the Cysquatch invented sliced bread, then invented velcro, but John stole this invention. Annoyed, the Cysquatch invented sliced bread on fire, which subsequently lead to the invention of pain. There is a simple equation to this; Fire + Sliced Bread x Mouth - Roosavelt = PAIN!!!
