User:The Woodburninator/Whiskey Rebellion

the great whiskey rebelion of 1802 was caused when "douchebags" tried to drink a strange alchoholic beverage known as wine. wine is made with sissy grapes. while this was happening the south grew very angry and got their shotguns and shot people for no apperent reason. they wanted their whiskey and they would kill all the wine sipping "douchebags" to get it. (whiskey is made with a mixture of broken dreams, country music, and satans sperm.)