User:The Woodburninator/Pregnant foreheads

PREGNANT FOREHEADS

Definition: Pregnant foreheads are caused when a female human and another species of flaming dragons do it.

First the male dragon inserts its nuttz into her nose and then poops on her eyebrows producing a liquid that seeps into the females forehead.

females with prego foreheads eat Asians, calendars, canned alligator scrotum's, butterfingers, and bakers.

they usually give random amounts of lava beverages to young squirrels. most people that have prego foreheads die before giving birth.

the only cure for this disease is to eat a gateway computer sometimes a dell will work if the females head is abnormally large.

one result of prego forehead lived and now has the disease known as inflammatory meretriciousness.