User:The Woodburninator/Jenkem

Jenkem, aka Butt Hash, is an inhalant and hallucinogenic drug created from fermented human feces, highly popular among members of the American media. Reporters and newscasters swear its popularity has swept through most of America, specifically the American Southwest and Mid-Atlantic areas, but evidence has found its use outside of media circles as effectively "non-existent." While usually huffed, reports have shown that use of jenkem has become so rampant in those media circles that at any one time over 98% of the media can be full of hot jenkem fumes as well as straight jenkem juice.

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34:16] <Zombiebaron> You could write it like it's super mainstream

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35:30] <Zombiebaron> RedBull is now marketing a new flavour called Jenkem Juice

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35:58] <Zombiebaron> Tastes like the old flavour

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37:21] <Zombiebaron> Parents groups were worried until doctors proved it is just as harmless as marijuana and now over half of the US is prescribed jenkem by their doctor

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23] <Woodburninator> "Initially, they used to get it from the sewer, but they make it anywhere [...] They say it keeps them warm and makes them fearless."

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25] <Woodburninator> WSBT-TV in South Bend, Indiana advised parents to "wait up for [their children] at night and not let their kids go to bed until they have seen them and smelled their breath."

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29] <Woodburninator> Dave Rivers, of the band Six to Midnight, regularly performs "The Jenkem Song", with lyrics written by The Cutt. One line is, "If you're feeling loopy, then you huffed some poopy."

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44:09] <Woodburninator> I'm thinking maybe it first became popular when member of the media started doing it.

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46:16] <Zombiebaron> "At first it was just a silly news story on CNN, but then when the newscasters became curious and tried it themselves, it really took off"

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47:12] <Zombiebaron> Walter Cronkite said "The guy down the hall at work offered me jenkem and it changed my life"