User:The Woodburninator/Fat Kids On My Lawn

There's some fat kids on my lawn, they stole my burger - I said "hey now kids, that was my burger" but they didn't listen, so I punched them in the face.. they ran off and told their trailer trash father and he came over dressed in a sheet all KKK style and I was like "hell no" and he was like "fuck you nigga" so I punched him in the face and he went and called the cops and they all came and was like "oh no you didn't" and I said "now hold on a second officer, this here punk offended me and those kids ATE MY BURGER" but he be all like "you under arrest fool" and I'm like "say what?" and I punched him in the face..

then the cop went and sprayed me with tear gas and I was like "hell dog, what you have to do that for?" and he was like "fuck you" and I was like "yo bro, what the fuck?"

Anyways I went to the station and the cops let me go and I was all like "hell yeah, finally som respect" and I got a cab home but the driver was all like "hey buddy you gonna pay up?" and I was like "no way bro I got to buy me a burger" and he went all crazy on me so I punched him in the face..