User:The Woodburninator/Carlos Mencia
Transcript of Word Document titled "New Stand-up Material" on home computer of Carlos Mencia
What's UUUUUPPPP?! -Leave some time for cheering. What is going ON! -More time for cheering. I'm a popular comedian here! WOOOOOOO! -Try to get crowd to quiet down by complimenting them, and making a self-depreciating joke. Don't let them know how much you're enjoying this. Hey there guys! I know you haven't seen much of me lately. I've been riding low for a while, -possible expansion with a lowrider joke? and working on my comedy act. But hey, I've taken a break from my busy seclusion to come to you here today!
Speaking of today, I was on the internet earlier,-Nice segue, Mencia! reading up on Wikipedia! That place is crazy! -pronounced "cracee." Mexican accent, lol! I'm not even talking about all the misinformation on there,[1] but just think about their business practices for a minute. They created the online Encyclopedia, and promptly did jack shit, while normal people came and did all the work for them! For nothing! They do none of the work, pay their workers nothing, and make all of the profits!-Don't let them hear the jealousy in your voice, Mencia! And you thought your local landscaper had some shady business practices! -Soak in the laughter!!! And then, Wikia! These guys have tons, and tons of websites, all of which they make a profit on, and all of which they rely on the contributions of unpaid workers to do so! I was going to contribute to one of their sites, but I wasn't about to let someone else make a profit from my ideas![2] Plus, I didn't want to write anything too funny and have people know it was me! I don't need all the extra attention I would get when people guessed out it was me![3]